Why I suck

Today I want to share with everyone 10 reasons why I suck. Maybe after this post I will give you 10 reasons why I'm cool just to balance things out.

1. I justify EVERYTHING. I work it through my head Mainly with food.
2. I feel like a horrible human if I don't cry every week in Relief Society. I guess I feel like if I don't cry, that means I didn't feel the spirit and that means I wasn't listening and that means I don't care. It's a sick cycle.
3. I hate when I have the be the last one to say 'I love you'. I should be happy that Tyler even says it to me, but that's why I suck.
4. I have NO patience for mean people. Which isn't really a bad thing but I am definitely not a peace maker. If someone gets snippy with me, I will surely rip them a new one.
5. I discriminate against anything indie/vintage. Oh wow, you found some sick, 80's, mom sweater at D.I.; you must be different from everyone else. I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but when the cover is wrapped in polyester and corduroy, I can't help myself.
6. If someone tells me to do something. I always do the exact opposite. I hate when I feel like I'm being controlled. But the trick with me is, if you ASK me to do something...I will do it.
7. I instantly hate anyone who smacks their food. If you don't know what smacking is, think of someone eating a banana or peanut butter with their mouth open. That's what smacking is and if I even hear it for a split second I will freak out and not talk to you until you are done feeding yourself. Contrary to popular opinion, smacking IS NOT a natural eating sound, and it CAN be avoided. Even if you are eating Gummy Bears.
8. I put animals lives before human lives. This might sound like a good thing. But I take it to the extreme. Seriously.
9. I hate dumb questions.
10. I'm too sarcastic for my own good.

This post has really turned out to be a post of complaints and things I hate. But it has been very therapeutic. Why did I do this post in the first place you ask? That's a dumb question.