Thursday, September 16, 2010

pass the homemade granola

Free chandelier from MIL.

Paint $5
Thank you.
Craigslist hutch.

Painted Ivory and modge podged scrapbook paper to the back.
Sanded until the bottom white and red layers showed through.

Onto more important things....

Why is it that we know more about Paris Hilton's dog than we do about how our own bodies work? And how doesn't everyone know that human touch is the medicine for practically everything?
I feel myself become more and more granola and hippie by the day.
The fact that your blood pressure could possibly be lowered, your depression can be stabilized if not eliminated and the fact that your chances of getting knocked up can be increased all by receiving Reflexology should blow your mind!
Did you know that getting body work done(Swedish massage, acupressure, shiatsu, cranial sacral therapy etc.) is more than just a nice relaxing feel good time? Studies by the Miami Touch Institute show again and again that massage therapy can save people from injuries, unnecessary pain, and help people with mental disorders like depression and anxiety. I don't know about you but I would MUCH rather pay 50 bucks for a 50 minute full body massage than pay 50 bucks to wait in line at the pharmacy for my happy pills.
Did you know that garlic in oil, pill or powder form is stronger than any antibiotic there is on the market? These are the things the doctors don't want you to know! Did you know that some things I'm learning in my Anatomy class, most med students don't even learn?
There is the thing called Somatic Release where clients that are receiving body work have been known to cry, laugh, get angry, anxious or even get flash backs while on the table. We as humans hold most of our tension, stress and negative emotions in our muscles( especially in our butt muscles) and it just sits there and builds and builds and builds until we explode/breakdown/go insane. When people like this go and get a massage, the massage therapists are not only working on these people to help them relax and rejuvenate. They are helping to release these emotions that possible have NEVER been been dealt with.

Guys.These type of "Natural" "Hocus Pocus" procedures and treatments are anything but. This is how medicine and healing all started. Back to the basics.

Tangent over.

oh and.
I need all the massage practice I can get. Call me. Promise I'm not creepy.
I'm not even allowed to charge you.