King of Pop

I am in complete and utter shock. He can't really be dead.
I can't even think right now.
I really believe that this man is amazing.
I don't care what he has been accused of.
I am sure he has a few mental issues and maybe has a skewed view of how the world works, but I feel like he has meant well.

He will NEVER be outdone. His legacy will live on.

Thingys

Me and Meg enjoying Gloria's uh.. talented performer.

and Beat this Bobby Flay..

Kind of looks like hot dogs before they get dyed red. They really do that you know.

Summer=butt sweat

I like living

New motivation to stay *thin.

If you need CPR, people need to be able to actually get into the position to do the recommended 30 compressions to 2 breaths to keep you alive.

Same with choking, if they can't physically get their arms around you, you're dead.

*word used very loosely

Preish

Perm didn't turn out as hoped. It only got the top layers, the bottom is still stick straight. We tried using a "color safe" formula so it wasn't as strong. I am determined to get my big 80's hair. Healthy hair is not a priority. My MIL is having me do a few deep conditions and we will try again in a few weeks. This really doesn't fit in with my impulsive schedule but I understand some things have a process. I hate processes.


Day after. Couldn't wash it for 24 hours.
I know it's hard to see the bangs.

Hate Me

I know this is going to send a shock wave through the land but...


I am getting a perm. Tomorrow.


I know I know... It's outdated and may be a little distasteful.


What can I say, I love curly hair and I want it.


I mean it's just so cute and easy. Plus when your out swimming, your hair always looks good. My sad, stick straight hair just flops around like wilted salad.


So yea..


My lovely mother in law is doing it for me. I hope she isn't too embarrassed for me. She gave me one like 3 years ago and it looked awesome so I know what I'm getting into.

Maybe she regrets giving me my first one..?


I promise it will not look like this






Please forgive me, I'm just a sucker for big hair

Carnal Beings

I learned something new about myself yesterday during church.
I am absolutly repulsed at the idea of breast feeding. Even the Phrase, "Breast Feeding" and "Nursing" send shivers down my spine.
I don't know what it is but it's just so gross to me.
So when I have a baby, will I change my mind and will my motherly instincts take over and I will want to nourish my child by having them latch onto my boob?
I really hope not.

Is this wrong?

Cubic Meters

Our stupid Jetta will finally be paid off next month. We were thinking about driving it off a cliff and buying a new car but we decided living is a better option.

Now I want one of these..

Nissan Cube

Most people thinks it's pretty ugly but I think they are ugly so it works out.

I have been eating organically(or naturally for mom who thinks organic is too close to a dirty word). It's been so fun going to different stores and checking out what kind of good foods they have. We don't really get out much. I have lost about 4 pounds since I started and that's only with working out like 4 days in the 3 weeks that I have been doing it. I feel so good. And strange fact: my farts don't stink anymore.

It's so much easier than people think. It is more expensive but we rarely ever eat out so we always end up spending the same on food as we did before.

Food that actually works with your body instead of against it. Go figure.

Me Chinese

-You will receive a compliment from a stranger on Friday-

yea that's the awesome fortune I got last night from Pei Wei...ooh can't wait.

Sometimes(like right now) unnecessary overachievers really really annoy the crap out of me.

Murder in Provo City

If I hear that freakin word cream one more time, I am going to kill someone and then explode.

Please and please

Please stop saying "weak sauce". Right now



Please don't laugh so hard at your own jokes



Please stop high fiving people as a sign of friendship It's so Howie Mandel.



Please don't laugh to cover up that you are trying to be mean



Please stop saying, "Working hard or hardly working"



Please stop being mean to people to make yourself look like a tough girl. It's so transparent



Please don't self proclaim idiocy/ditzyness



Please don't name your car. It has no heart beat



Please don't feel the need to explain everything you do. Just do it

You know, I am really getting sick of being so cynical. Why can't I just like things?

I think I am going to try.

So...how do I do it?

Keep me in the dark

I hate talking to people who are wearing sunglasses. The lenses are always too dark so I can never look them in the eye and then it just forces my eyes to roam.

Oh you have weird teeth and gross nose hair.

Things like that.