I don't like the word 'deserve'. It implies entitlement.

Who am I to say what I deserve?

Born to be 60

I love Decades. Vintage Clothing store. Like REAL vintage. Not fake, hiked prices kind of stuff.

I also want to live there.

I want this. Is it cute enough to wear like a normal person?


I found the PERFECT dress for my Stepford costume but I couldn't justify paying $50 for it. Make you could talk me into it??

(Middle one... Or even the pink one.)

Murder in my Gums

Nail marks from my left hand. Dentist Shots.I currently cannot feel the entire right side of my face.

Oh. Yes. That includes my tongue.

*This picture was taken an hour and a half AFTER the shots were so rudely administered.

Mirdle. Man-Girdle.

I am not sure how I feel about this. I guess everyone deserves to look good.

I have been loving cruise control lately. Contrary to popular opinion, it can be used for city driving too. And that's where I use it. 25, 35, 45 mph? I don't discriminate.





I am going to be a Stepford Wife for Halloween. Tyler is going to be my Stepford Husband.

I don't know about you but..

I miss the Spice Girls.

I miss Hanson.

I miss being 12. Except for chubby part. I miss my whole existence revolving around what was going on with these two groups. Watching VH1 all day so I could make sure I saw EVERY SINGLE time their music videos played.Then getting so upset when their videos lost the #1 spot to Paula Cole or Shawn Colvin.





I was in love with Zach the drummer of Hanson. I had convinced myself that if he were to ever meet me, my love would be reciprocated. There was a girl that went to Westridge that was 2 or 3 years younger than us. Me and my friend Michelle Schofield thought she looked just like Zach. Of course we told her. What self respecting 10 year old girl wouldn't want to look like a 12 year old boy? She really hated us. We would chase her all over during recess and ask her dumb questions about dumb things. She really really hated us.





I was also obsessed with Posh Spice. She was perfection in my eyes. When my cousin and I would play Spice Girls, we would fight over who could be Posh. I knew that I was the more loyal fan so I deserved the role of Posh. Her signature pose. Arm extended pointing a sideways gun. Oh yea. I had that down.


Although I was 14 inches shorter and 30 pounds heavier, I felt her spirit burning inside me.





Albertson's trips always ended in the same fashion. Me and Dad in the magazine isle. He with his Airplanes and I with my Tiger Beat. Posters plastered every inch of my wall. In case you're wondering. Yes. I did kiss the posters of Zach. Which is a totally normal thing to do.
Totally.

Not once did my mom tell me how big of an idiot for crying when I saw them on TV I was or how annoyed she was of hearing their cds on repeat in her bedroom through our shared vent. She just let me be simple minded and happy.

I can still sing anyone of their songs by heart.



Although I would NEVER ever go back.
I miss the simple days of good music, Kiwi lip gloss and huge yellow Tommy shirts.

Shmay Shmess Shmell

We have been looking to buy another car for a few weeks. Of course, first stop. KSL. I think out of 10 emails I have written to get more information on a car, only 1 ad has been legit. Here is a great example. This just happened 2 seconds ago from "Rhonda".


Hello,

First let me thank you for contacting me. The car has no scratches, damages and never suffered accidents. The condition is pristine, original paint, engine runs smoothly. As I already had a previous buyer who made me start all the necessary things to sell it, his loan didn't get approved and now I'm stuck with the car at the shipping company which I have already paid for their services.
I'm working for government and I have dedicated my life to gain this job and now, I want to buy a family car because in 2 months we will have twins. We have made this decision and now we need to sell. It's not simple in a time like this with the cash around the house.The final price is $4,950.00 including shipping in US, and delivery to your home address in hope of a fast sale.So if you decide to buy this car or need further information please get back to me as soon as possible.You need to decide soon, at this price the car is not going to be on the market for long.

Thank you,
Rhonda


My response..I couldn't resist.

1:37 PM
Interesting...
I have received two other emails from sellers stating that they are out of state and need to ship the car to the US.
Must be a trend these days...good luck with the twins..hope you get enough time off from your awesome government job to take care of the babes.

yea

I just made my own day.

Someone was walking behind me as I was looking through the candy bucket. He asked me to toss them a Milkdud box. He are still walking at this point. And I casually tossed it over my shoulder so perfectly.

And.

He caught it.

It was a harmonious, candy bond between two co-people.

Didn't know they still made these.

I wonder how mad he gets when someone touches his hair and makes it go fluffy and soft in that section.

Just found out...

Went to the dentist for the first time in 3 years. I really, really, really hate shots and mouth pain.

Went to Dr. David Lee. Shattered all of my dentist fears. Loved every minute of my trip..except for the part when I learned that I have an abscessed tooth. Not only that, it's been that way for YEARS. What makes it even better is that it's a tooth that I have already had root canal on. How this happens I don't know. But it did and it bites. So I need to start the antibiotics today and I have an appt with the Oral Surgeon on Friday to schedule my surgery. I did not see this coming. Shouldn't I get at least six months to prep for this kind of thing? What if I die during surgery? It's happened before.

Oh and I have to get my Wisdom Teeth pulled. All four. November 6th. I think I am too old for this.

Cool.

So by Thanksgiving, I will be half the woman I am now.

Oh.

I also have cavities. You know when the dentist sticks that pokey tool into your teeth to see if you have a cavity? I really hate that.