Glutteny is a sin

Does anyone know what I mean when I say "Fake Chocolate"? It's kind of like the Wal-Mart brand "Great Value" or Western Family". Those are fake brand foods. Or even better, those Cosmic Brownies from the dollar store?
Fake Brownies.

Those sweet, factory concocted babies are gold.

I have a whole bag of this fake chocolate candy in my desk at work and I cannot stay away!

I hate myself for it. I like to justify it by saying that I love the endorphin rush.
Who needs inner happiness when you've 2 pounds of artificial joy calling your name from the second drawer down?

This may offend some of my fellow Morms out there but I couldn't NOT. Am I the only one disturbed by this? In more than one way. This in no way represents Easter. I can imagine the candy designers sitting around brainstorming..."Oh I know!" "Let's put Peter Cotton Tail on a cross"! ...
They're laughing all the way to the bank..or hell.

Coraline

Just saw Coraline today.
It was the most freakiest, scariest, awesomest, creepiest, creativist, horrible,
dark, "cartoon" ever.
DO NOT bring your children to see it.
Some guy sitting in front of me did and I know he is regreting it right about now.

And..



I loved it.

Am I too old to play tag?

5 Things I was doing 5 years ago:
Ditching classes in high school

stalker missions with Jennifer and Ana

waking up at noon everyday

Driving on the 'Dyke' in my Trooper

Nightly 9 p.m.-7 a.m. talks with Dave Padeken in his $50 Red Impala


5 Things on my to do list for today:


It is Dish Monday(yes I do dishes only once a week) but My Ty just told me
he already did them. I about had a heart attack.

wash dog

cut dog's hair( I do it myself I'm that good)

put fruit in my new fruit bowl

house hunt


5 Things I would do with a million dollars:


Be rich

Buy my parents a new house

buy my dream house

boob job-we're being honest here aren't we?

buy 30 dogs and cats


5 Places I have lived:


Phoenix, AZ

Orem, UT

Provo, UT

Steffany's floor

Ana's couch


5 Jobs I have held:


Western Watts

Durango Grill

Lincoln Law

Utah Legal Services

Micron Building- Clean Room..cleaner person. White space suit and all..
favorite job by far


5 Things I want to be doing in 5 Years:


Have babies everywhere

Have fun with Tyler

Be a hot mom

Decorate my own house

Be spiritually sound


5 People I tag (Or anyone else who has the inner desire to do this):

Mommy

Ana

Niki

Jennie

Ashley

Perfection incarnate is my Courtney J. It's sad to be fully aware of exactly how undeserving you are of something so amazing, such as when a homeless fool wins the lottery after living a life of immorality and laze, I am an example of said homeless fool(over exaggeration but those in the know, know). Lacking in most ways of competent human life and having a pocket full of glorious pitfalls that I enjoy carrying around with me so that when most inappropriate I can pull one out, place it in front of me and dive in, I ran into someone who made it easy to forget to be an ass. Regardless of my shortcomings my angel of light forgives, laughs, and holds me to make sure that I feel no pain. I have been overwhelmingly blessed throughout my life to have guardian angels who tirelessly protected me against the evils of this darkening world while I tirelessly tried to prevent them. I was raised by parents and extended family who taught me correct principles, I was uplifted by friends who put up with my perpetual mouth, and I was led by men and women who knew the righteous path and made it their mission to teach me. In spite of that I Grew accustomed to, complacent with and annoyed by the constant shining examples, except one rose above the others and shown brighter than all forcing me pay attention, my wife. She has lead me through the darkness hand in hand. pealing away layer upon layer of blackened lies and self deceit, bringing me into the brightness of the morning. I can never thank her enough for what she has done for me. I was lost, truly lost and she patiently explained each step of the way until I could find myself again. I love her without end and know she is my angel, I owe her my life and cannot breathe without her. Courtney I love you.

Tyler



(grammar is not a strong suit of mine, haha)

New Addition

Baby Elle Sofia Warner came on March 4th at about 2:00pm. 7 pounds 7 ounces. 21 inches long. Adorable dimple on right cheek and big beautiful eyes.
I think I can speak for all of us when I say we are all so in love.
Of course Cait looked gorgeous through the entire process.
Love you guys!

Farger

Out of nowhere today, my dad texted me and asked me to go to lunch with him.
Don't you just love that?
He even paid for me:)

My dad Rocks