The plea has been plead. Tyler asked me to stop being so sarcastic all the time. Apparently it hurts his feelings. If I didn't love him so much I would call him a baby. But I won't.
This is like asking me to stop breathing or eating or watching Lifetime! Oh man. How does one change a way of thinking? A way of life?! *breathe Courtney*
If I don't have sarcasm, what do I have? I'll tell you.
Niceness and vulnerability. Hard pill to swallow.
I am now asking for your help. Please verbally slap me if you hear me saying anything even potentially sarcastic.
I REALLY REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!
p.s. my anti-sarcasm starts and ends with Tyler. I will still be the same cynical person here.
I will never help you. In fact, I will encourage sarcasm and create a healthy environment for such banter. Besides, I'm encountering too much niceness from various sources and I have to say, I hate it. Will Fail.
ReplyDeleteif i slap you everytime, you'll suu me for battery. or child abuse. Can't do it sis
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO... Is there really life after sarcasm?! haha.
ReplyDeletei agree. sarcasm is faneffingtastic. it's almost one of the only ways one can be funny.
ReplyDeleteyou are a great writer!